Zeus

While spacing out in line at the supermarket the other day, I ran across this little gem in the impulse item section.

Zeus!

How freaking cool is that?

There isn't a clue as to what it is. The only words on the entire package are Zeus, Lotte (the company's name), and if you turn it on its side...

Thunder Spark!

So I bought it, took it home, and opened it. It was GUM! Zeus gum. And it tasted like a cross between...

mint...

and pepper spray...

But not all together horrible. Actually, quite refreshing, stimulating, painful, almost like I was shooting thunder bolts from my mouth.

Overall I think Zeus would be proud.