Tuesday, January 22, 2008

My Fortune

This is the plan. This is how I'm going to make my fortune.

I'm going to go back down South and get people to pay me to remove all their kudzu.

Then I'm going to use my super secret powers to turn that nasty weed into a fine silky powder. I'll package it like this and sell it for a small price.

I'll teach people that if they empty it into a cup,

add some boiling water and mix...

they'll get a yummy, gelatinous, sweet drink. Tadah!

It's called kudzu yu and is used to warm up the body, a kind dessert drink. J and I have been going around trying all the different kinds and rating them. I found green tea flavored today. Kudzu yu is also supposed to be easy to digest and people drink it when they think they may be catching a cold.

Yummy, indeed.