Sunday, April 15, 2012

Zeus

While spacing out in line at the supermarket the other day, I ran across this little gem in the impulse item section.

Zeus!



How freaking cool is that?

There isn't a clue as to what it is. The only words on the entire package are Zeus, Lotte (the company's name), and if you turn it on its side...





Thunder Spark!

So I bought it, took it home, and opened it. It was GUM! Zeus gum. And it tasted like a cross between...

mint...


and pepper spray...



But not all together horrible. Actually, quite refreshing, stimulating, painful, almost like I was shooting thunder bolts from my mouth.





Overall I think Zeus would be proud.

6 comments:

Out on the prairie said...

Pretty funny,I figured it was gum.

Kappa no He said...

Yay! OotP! Yeah, I thought so, but sometimes they have the strangest candies, half gum/half candies and I'm never sure until I try. ^^v

Jaimey Grant said...

OK, that's awesome. I would now like to try this godly gum. :OP

Kappa no He said...

FB me your addy. I'll send you some. Inside the package it said Limited Time. I want to share the pain, erm, love! ^^d

Hilary said...

Ha.. it shows where my mind is. My first thought was that it was condoms. And your description made it all the more interesting.

Kappa no He said...

Condoms would have been so much funnier. I think I need to call somebody.