While spacing out in line at the supermarket the other day, I ran across this little gem in the impulse item section.
Zeus!
How freaking cool is that?
There isn't a clue as to what it is. The only words on the entire package are Zeus, Lotte (the company's name), and if you turn it on its side...
Thunder Spark!
So I bought it, took it home, and opened it. It was GUM! Zeus gum. And it tasted like a cross between...
So I bought it, took it home, and opened it. It was GUM! Zeus gum. And it tasted like a cross between...
mint...
and pepper spray...
But not all together horrible. Actually, quite refreshing, stimulating, painful, almost like I was shooting thunder bolts from my mouth.
Overall I think Zeus would be proud.
6 comments:
Pretty funny,I figured it was gum.
Yay! OotP! Yeah, I thought so, but sometimes they have the strangest candies, half gum/half candies and I'm never sure until I try. ^^v
OK, that's awesome. I would now like to try this godly gum. :OP
FB me your addy. I'll send you some. Inside the package it said Limited Time. I want to share the pain, erm, love! ^^d
Ha.. it shows where my mind is. My first thought was that it was condoms. And your description made it all the more interesting.
Condoms would have been so much funnier. I think I need to call somebody.
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