An intermission of sorts...before Part Two.
The Ass-Biting Bug.
My html subtab isn't working (hasn't been), so I can't embed this video. I saw it last week and my jaw dropped. It's called "The Ass-Biting Bug". And it is a song about just that. Big butts, little butts, soft butts, hard butts.... the lady in the middle says, "I had my butt bitten and it felt really good!"