
"That'll be the day!"

But what do our Far Eastern assassins of the night go for?
Why, the ninja snack Fuwa Maru of course!
Shaped like a ninja weapon it is said to disappear softly into you mouth--not unlike a ninja disappearing softly into the night? It's a corn chip, sorta.
There is a salt-flavored type, but I coudn't find that one. This is the peppery version.
It does indeed taste unlike any corn chip I've ever eaten. It tastes...stealth-y.

These babies are thanks to the company Tohato, btw. I wonder if they're sold anywhere else.
Oh, and if the idea of a ninja snack food doesn't entice you, here's their commercial (I think someone held a mobile phone up to the TV to record it, but you get the idea--ninja running, eating snack, disappearing into a stream of smoke.)